Epilogue:
Brandon Smith
Brandon continued to spread the punk rock as well as his strong political manifestos. Some of his best work can be seen inside the second stall of the boy's room next to the phones at Belmont High School. After high school, he hit the road with fellow bottom dweller (bass player) Drew Simenson. Brandon is now living happily somewhere on the west coast in some form of political office. We assume that he is still with Julia and that he is still wearing his hat.
Kent Fournier
Well Kent bounced back from Suburbicide really well. He formed a punk band with the Bartman and Captin Couch. While never sticking to any real name, they offered countless hours of 3-chord punk to the local scene for a whole 2 years before they quit because of internal issues. Kent has since moved to Japan with long time girlfriend Audrey where he started his own line of hair care products. The two live happily in the land of the rising sun.
Mike Carter
Mike continued to play with the internationally renowned ska band known as Action League. He was also able to take the last remaining part of Suburbicide with him by claiming rights to the song "Monkey Beans" for his contribution of the lyric "...they can't put
Tom Williams
Tom attended the University of Massachusetts in Amherst, where he was stuck in a crappy dorm and was surrounded by calculator-toting math geeks. He was overtaken by the school of engineering and eventually became a math geek himself. Around the time of Junior year however, Tom started having violent flashbacks of Ms. Palais's Analysis class. He was eventually committed to an asylum. He is now recovering and is still being treated for his trauma that he recieved from his pre-calculus days, as well as his severe hatred for Action League. He is currently single.
Andrew Schwartz
So you all forgot about the fifth member of Suburbicide. Well, Schwartz, the extremely intelligent person that he was, got into MIT. He graduated with a degree in ghetto-ass one-track basement recording. He eventually started his own record label too. He setup camp in the Boston area and was recording all kinds of local pop-punk bands in his basement with the best DAT recorder money could buy. Of his more notable projects is the self-titled debut by Public D. Schwartz is still recording and is also currently single.
Bartman... (picture not available)
Yeah, I don't even know why he's here. Well, after Bart's older brother Tom went to college, Barton started deeply contemplating the meaning of life. After a state of serious thought he decided it was time to turn his life around full circle, and so he did. His grades improved, he was making his bed and by golly, even washing his hair. His project with Kent and Tomoharu became somewhat successful, but after it ended, Barton had nothing to do with his life. He knew it was time to follow his dream, his true meaning in life: The Super Smash Bros. World Championship Tournament. Bartman succeeded in his goal, defeating every contender he faced. Damn. He really did show us.
In case you can't tell, this is a big joke.
Yeah, so I made the guestbook work if anyone cares.
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